I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
I'm trying to be adventurous as I have never done his before.
I do not have night life and never go to clubs and hardly go to bars. I love romance but it is too hard to guess what will happen..
What kind of friend am I looking for?
-IF YOU
are older than 35 younger than 55,
are intelligent and who does believe in quality more than quantity -means that a gentleman who wants to see a lady on a regular...
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof and get along well but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem I am not for you. Also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground ! Also just becos we are perhaps in the 'same situation' does not mean I will jump into bed with you, sorry. However...
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof and get along well but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem I am not for you. Also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground ! However, a real turn on for me are good manners, a great sense of humour, nice bum in a good pair of...
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof, still get along but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem please move along thanks, also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground x Also sorry but if you are a smoker I would not be interested in meeting you, my preference. However, a real turn on for...
I am married but all intimacy has long since left. Not wanting to rock anyone's boat but need a little fun. Looking for an old fashioned kind of affair. I have to feel an attraction, mental and physical. Good manners, cheeky, sexy smile and confidence are very important to me. There has to be strings whether they are indeed elastic or very long and not into supplementing your sex life...
Hi i'm Ashleigh i'm 21 years old and looking for some fun.
I can be shy when i first meet you but after that i start to relax and have some fun.
Dont do bjs so dont message me if thts what u want xx
Hello ..ok , after being on this site for a week and 5 days I have learnt a few things!
I am a very down to earth girl (mature woman to those under 28!) I am NOT a bored housewife so I don't sit around replying to messages all day so if I don't reply or reply quick it is because I work ! Saying that I am scatty slightly...
Looking for new adventures. I have a very dirty side and love to push my own boundaries. I've enjoyed letting a cab driver fuck me on my way home from a party and a trucker fuck me in a lay by in the middle of the day. Had a few gang bangs and recently met up with a gorgeous girl... we like to play together and with new friends ;)...
I didn't have a profile until now - was told the lack of info on me was perhaps hindering my efforts to get a bloke.... lol....but rather than a wordy profile, I am going to be short and sweet, and this is what I want. When you get to my ripe old age, you know what you want!! I don't want oldies or really young, but 30 to early 40s...
Housewife from Brighton.. So horny I've just started watching porn realise I need it badly
I'm looking for friendship, a lover and more than single encounters, for casual dates with sparkling conversation sharing drinks or a lovely romantic meal. Treat me with passion, adore me, let me be your plaything, tease me, let me flirt with you, open hearts smiling and laughing, before we slip away... into a twilight delicious twinkling world of wonder and delight... Ideally you'll be taller than me, have a beautiful...
Hi guy's :-) Me and my bf would like to find fun with another bi guy In and out the bedroom would be looking for a possible foursome as I do love sucking on hard cocks always swallowing all the cum I can get no strings attached andsome one very local would be preferred so if your local and up for fun with us drop us a message :-)
Just looking for a bit of fun, new to this so bare with me with replying! Want a real man who knows what he's doing ;) No I don't want to dress you up as a girl I'm kinky but defo not like that....!! Also I am NOT interested in men who have girlfriends/wife's...stop coming on these sites and show your woman some lovin'!
Hi guys...
So a little about me...
Tall,slim,long blonde hair...
I look and behave younger than my age...Although that doesn't mean that you will find me lying in a gutter totally bladdered with my skirt around my ears on a Saturday night.
So..what am i looking for you ask?
Well for a start definitely not one offs...I would like to meet one guy initially for lunch or a drink and...
Half of a sexy couple wanting foursome fun and games love to dress to please stockings high heels love to play with toys want to try new things xxx drop us a line if interested hope to hear from you all soon xxx p and e xxx WANT TO GO DOGGING WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE NEAR HASTINGS SUSSEX ???
ok, well im a hot dirty little slut with a very naughty, dirty mind that needs to be ruined...
or to put it nicely as i have a good girl image, i have a very high and very challenging sex drive that leaves me constantly horny, and looking for nsa fun that wont leave me horny, believe me its harder then it sounds, i'll give as good as i get...
Love wind in my hair, the air in my pussy and love being watched....... looking for couples, men or women for outdoor adventures in seaford/surrounding areas anyone know of any dogging places please message us. Hubby is 40 and bi curious and I am 37 and bi. Very horny, naughty happily married couple.
I. WON'T. Reply. Unless. You. Have. A. Face. Photo. If I haven't replied, DO NOT harass me with continual messages please. This happens on a daily basis and I'm sick of it. Possibly looking for fun. Anything could happen. Will only reply if you have a face photo. I love long haired guys. And don't mind a little older if I find you attractive but would prefer someone early 20s....